Hindi Jokes

Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|”
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Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
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Hadbadi me kahi jaate dekhkar ek yuvti
ne apne Doctor pita se poocha- “Kya baat hai
papa? Aap itni jaldi me kaha jaa rahe hai?”
Doctor- “Abhi-abhi ek vyakti ka phone aaya tha,
keh raha tha ki haaye, mai mar jaaunga… turant aa jao|”
Navyuvti ne sharmakar kaha- “Papa…vah…vah
phone aapke liye nahi mere liye tha|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”
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Achaanak bijli chali gayi to mombattiya jala
di gayi| garmi tej thi| isi beech ek mehmaan
ne kaha- “Bhai, pankhe to chala do|”
Mejbaan ne mudkar badi gambheerta se kaha-
“Pankhe chalane se mombattiya bujh jayengi|”
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Ek lamba tagda bahut hi mota vyakti darji ki
dukaan par pahucha|
Darji ne badi kathinayi se naap lekar haafte hue kaha-
“Janaab, is shervani ki silaai ke sau rupaye honge|”
Mota vyakti- “Parantu tumne Telephone par pachas
rupaye bataye the|”
Darji ne pasine pochte hue kaha- “Ji haan bataye to the,
parantu shervani ke bataye the, shaamiyaane ke nahi|”
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Shikshak- “Maan lo, tum jungle me khade ho,
isi beech sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?”
Chaatra- “Sir, mai kya karunga? Jo kuch karega,
sher hi karega|”
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Chaatra (ganit ke adhyaapak se)- “Sir, hindi waale
Teacher hindi me bolte hai aur angreji waale
angreji me, phir aap ganit me kyu nahi bolte?”
Adhyaapak- “Chup baith jao, jyaada teen paanch karoge
to claas se nau do gyaarah kar dunga|”
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Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, mere liye dhol kharid dijiye|”
Pita- “Kharid sakta hu, par waada karo ki
tum mujhe pareshaan nahi karoge|”
Putra- “nahi pitaji, mai aapko bilkul pareshaan
nahi karunga| Aapke so jaane ke baad
hi use bajaunga|”
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Ladka- “Mai jo kaam karta hu, apne aapko
usme dubokar karta hu|”
Ladki- “To aap baraya meharbaani
jaakar ek kuaa khodiye|”
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Santa- “Doctor saahab! Suna hai aajkal
saap ke kaatne ka ilaaj ho jaata hai?”
Doctor- “Sabka ilaaj ho jaata hai|”
Santa- “Kuch to aisa jaroor hoga,
jiska ilaaj nahi hai?”
Doctor- “Haan! Aurat ke kaatne ka
koi ilaaj nahi hai|”
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Geeta- “Seeta, meri ghadi kho gayi,
kya tumne kahi dekha hai?”
Seeta- “Nahi, chalti thi ya band thi?”
Geeta-”Chalti thi|”
Seeta- “Tab jaroor kahi chalkar gayi hogi|”
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Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
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Premi- “He priye, is baar mai pariksha
me fail hona chaahta hu|”
Premika- “Kyu?”
Premi- “Yadi mai first aaya to pitaji ne mujhe
science dilvaane ko kaha hai, second aaya to commerce
dilvayenge, agar third aaya to arts dilvayenge aur
agar fail ho gaya to tumhaare saath shaadi kar denge|”
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Santa- “Doctor saahab, mujhe barabar yahi sapna
dikhta hai ki mere paas se hokar sundar-sundar
ladkiya teji se bhaag rahi hai|”
Doctor- “Usme mujhse kya chaahte ho?”
Santa- “Aap aisi dava deejiye ki ya to un ladkiyo
ki raftaar kuch kam ho jaye ya meri badh jaye|”
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Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”
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Judge- “Tum sweekar karte ho ki tumne apni patni
ko peeta hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Ji hujoor! Sweekar karta hu|”
Judge- “Thik hai, tum par pachaas rupaye pachaas paise
jurmaana kiya jaata hai|”
Abhiyukt- “Hujoor, pachaas rupaye to samajh me aaye,
lekin pachaas paise kis baat ke?”
Judge- “Vah manoranjan kar hai|”
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Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
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Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”
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Pita- “Bete, tumhaare dadaji ne shaadi ki aur pachtaye,
maine shaadi ki aur pachta raha hu, tum kya karoge?”
Beta- “Ji, vansh parampara nibhaunga| Shaadi karunga
aur phir pachtaunga|”
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Santa- “Suna hai, tumhari patni ko naukri mil gayi?”
Banta- “Haa|”
Santa- “Kaam kya karti hai?”
Banta- “Logo ko chadati-utaarti hai|”
Santa ne hairat se poocha- “Kya…?”
Banta ne baat ki safai ki- “Bus conductor ho gayi hai|”
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Bhikhari (apne bete se)- “Bete, yadi hamari saat
laakh ki lottery khul gayi to sabse pehle makaan
kharidunga, phir apne aur tum sabke liye naye-naye
kapde silvaunga| Iske alaava…|”
Beta (pita ki baat beech me kaat ta hua)- “Iske
alaava papa ek car kharid lena| Hum log usme
baithkar bhikh maangne chala karenge, kyunki mai
paidal chalte-chalte thak jaata hu|”
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Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha|
Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?”
Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?”
Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu,
mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|”
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Chotu- “Tumhara kutta bahut sharaarti hai|
kya tum ise thik nahi kar sakte?”
Tinku- “Yaar! Dhairya rakho| Yaad nahi, tumhe
thik karne me mujhe kitne din lage the|”
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Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?”
Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|”
Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de
sakta hu|”
Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|”
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Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|”
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Santa- “Achaa hua, mai Maharashtra me
paida na hua|”
Banta- “Wo kyu?”
Santa- “Kyuki mujhe to Marathi ka ek akshar
bhi nahi aata|”
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Workshop me Deviji dheele-dhaale kapde pehankar aayi
to operator ne kaha- “Deviji, ye dheele-dhaale kapde
pehankar na aaya kijiye, machine me fas jaane ka dar hai|”
Deviji- “Janaab, agar mai tight kapde pehankar
aaungi to doosre logo ka machine me fasne ka dar hai|”
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Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh se
baahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahut
din ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likha
tha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,
vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadi
karna chaahti hu|”
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Santa seedi par chade hue ghar ki chat pot rahe
the| Banta vaha aaya|
Banta- “Santa, tumne brush majbooti se
pakda hua hai na?”
Santa- “Haan! Kyu?”
Banta- “Mai thodi der ke liye seedi le jaa raha hu|”
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Putra- “Pitaji, kal maine teen makhiya maari
thi, jinme do maada thi aur ek nar|”
Pita- “Lekin beta, tumhe ye kaise pata chala ki
unme do maada thi aur ek nar?”
Putra- “Badi seedhi-si baat hai, ek makhi
aapki whisky ki botal par baithi thi,
baaki do aaine ke saamne mandra rahi thi|”
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Seeta- “Behan, aajkal to mujhe saari raat jaagna
padta hai, kyuki mere pati beemaar hai|”
Geeta- “To koi nurse kyu nahi rakh leti?”
Seeta- “Nurse rakhi hai isliye to jaagti hu|”
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Yuvak- “Kya aap mere saath dance karengi?”
Yuvti- “Mujhe khed hai, mai bache ke saath dance
nahi kar sakti|”
Yuvak- “Oh! maaf kare, mujhe aapki haalat ka
pata nahi tha|”
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Pappu- “Papa, raat ko maine ek sapna dekha,
aapne mujhe das rupaye diye hai|”
Papa- “Chal aath aana jebkharch kaatkar saadhe
nau rupaye vaapas kar|”
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Patni ka honth upar se thoda kat gaya| Doctor
ne dawai lagaakar taanke laga diye| Pati chupchap
dekhta raha| Phir usne Doctor ke kaan me kaha-
“Doctor saahab, dono hontho ko taanke lagaakar
seene ki aap kitni fees lenge?”
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Shyaam- “Pitaji, swatantrata divas kab aata hai?”
Pita- “Jab tumhari mummy ghar me nahi hoti|”
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Raat ke baarah baj chuke the| Bacha abhi tak
soya nahi tha|
Bacha- “Mummy, mujhe kahani sunao|”
Mummy- “Thodi der aur thehar beta| Abhi tere
papa aayenge aur hum dono ko ek kahani sunayenge|”
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Santa- “Papa! Shaadi me kul milakar kitna
kharch hota hai?”
Pita- “Pata nahi beta, mai abhi tak chuka
raha hu|”
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Mehmaan- “Tum to kehte the ki tumhare yaha
machar pareshaan nahi karte| Lekin tumhara
ghar to macharo se bhara pada hai|”
Mejbaan- “Haan! Lekin ve hame pareshaan nahi
karte| Hum unke aadi ho chuke hai|”

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche
bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena
parega!!!

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.

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Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?

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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..

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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho
Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? –

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya –

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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai –

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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya –

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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi
hogi-

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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?

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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt
hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai.. trinnnn trinnnnn trinnnnn trinnnnnn…

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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch… rahoge naa ?

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

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plz dont be angry

Aapki dosti ko ehsaan maangte hai,

Nibhana apna imaan maangte hai,
Lekin ham wo nahi jo dosti me apni jaan de denge,
Kyonki dosto ko to ham apni jaan maante hai.
~`~
Chaand adhoora hai sitaaro ke bina,
Gulshan adhooraa hai bahaaro ke bina,
Samundar adhoora hai kinaaro ke bina,
Jeenaa adhoora hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina.
~`~
Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dost pe apni jindagee waar du,
Jab tera message nahi milata to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.
~`~
Phool nahi ham kaanto me baste hai,
Khushi nahi ham gam me haste hai,
Shaayri karna aasaan nahi dard dil me hota hai
Tab shaayar bante hai.
~`~
Chaand ko akele me sharm aati hogi,
Baat kuch tumhaare bhi samajh me aati hogi,
Jab bhi jikra hota hai smart dosto ka,
Tumhe meri yaad bahut aati hogi.
~`~
Jaate jaate wo koi achi nishaani de gaye,
Umar bhar dohra saku aisi kahaani de gaye,
Ham to reh gaye pyaase,
Paye hamaari palko ko wo paani de gaye..
~`~
Chune se koi cheez apni nahi hoti,
Har muskuraahat khushi nahi hoti,
Kehna to chaahte hai bahut kuch magar,
Kabhi alfaaz to kabhi jubaan saath nahi hoti.
~`~
Kaun kehata hai mohabbat ki jubaan hoti hai,
Labo ke bina khule hi hakeekat bayaan hoti hai,
Ishq wo khudaai hai dost jo lafjo se nahi
Aankho se bayaan hoti hai.
~`~
Har khafa har berookhi ko tumhaari mohabbat samajhate hai,
Har naarajgi har doori ko tumhaari chaahat samajhate hai,
O sanam ham to sirf tum se hi pyaar karate hai.
~`~
Karte hai tujhe pyaar karte hi rehenge,
Bewafa duniya se ham ladate hi rahenge,
Ae bhool jaao tujhko ye mere bas me nahi,
Chaha hai tujhe ham chaahte hi rahenge…
~`~
Chehre par banaawat ka gussa,
Aankho se chalakta pyaar bhi hai…
Is ishq-e-ada ko kya kahiye inkaar bhi hai…
ikaraar bhi hai.
~`~
Aankho ki saja tab tak jab tak deedaar na ho,
Dil ki saja tab tak jab tak pyaar na ho,
Ye jindagi bhi ek saja hai,
Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho.
~`~
Apna khushi se nahi gam se bhi rishta hai mera,
Ye to aapki jindagee he wo ek hissa hai mera,
Ae dost aapse lafjo ka nahi rooh ka rishta he mera.
~`~
Kisi ne hame aashiq kaha,
Kisi ne hame deewaana kaha,
In aankho me aansu tab aaye,
Jab unhone hame begana kaha.
~`~
Aap jaise dost kuch khaas lagate hai,
Man main har waqt ek aas rakhte hai,
Jaane kab aa jaaye SMS aapka,
Isaliye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
~`~
Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,
Dil or jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,
Har shakhs tha mere saath par
Ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.
~`~
Yaado ke haseen pal mitaaye nahi jaate,
Gujare huye lamhe bhoolaye nahi jaate,
Tum laakh karo mohabbat ki naseehat,
Jo jaan se pyaare ho bhoolaye nahi jaate.
~`~
Apni bebasi par aaj rona aaya,
Doosro ko kya maine apno ko aajmaya,
Har dost ki tanhaai door ki,
Lekin khud ko har mod par akela paya.
~`~
Toone mujhse kyon daga ki,
Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saja di ki
Har din gujarta hai mera tanahaaiyo me,
Maine to chaaha tha tujhako dil ki gehraaiyo se.
~`~
Unko pyaar karne ka hisaab na aaya,
Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawaab na aaya,
Ham to jaagte rahe unke hi khyaalo me,
Aur unko so kar bhi hamara khwaab na aaya.
~`~
Wo aate to hai par samay se nahi,
Wo chalte to hai par man se nahi,
Kaun kehta hai ki wo pyaar nahi karte,
Karte to hai par ham se nahi.
~`~
Aasmaan se utaari hai, taaro se sajaai hai,
Chaand ki chaandni se nahaai hai,
Mere dost! sambhaal ke rakhna ye dost
Ye meri jindagee bhar ki kamaai hai.
~`~
Ae mere SMS mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jaage to dheere se muskurana,
Phir dil ka haal batana- miss you.
~`~
Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas udaas,
Jaane kyon ek maayusi si chaayi hai,
Aaj phir palko pe paani hai,
Bheed me hu phir kyon ye tanhaai hai.
~`~
Mehafil main jab dekha achanak unko,
Unse gujar kar aati hawa sharaab hone lagi,
Unhone aake haal pooch liya mera,
Jaane kyon meri haalat kharaab hone lagi.
~`~
Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,
Khooshbu bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho…
Manjil na mil saki hame to koi gam nahi…
Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota jise pyaar ka ehasaas ho.
~`~
Tujhe dekhna chaahti hu har pal
Shaayad tujhse bahut pyaar karti hu
Kal tak to tujhe jaanti bhi na thi
Aaj tera intajaar karti hu…
~`~
Pyaar ke ujaale me gam ka andhera aata kyon hai,
Jisko ham chaahe wahi roolata kyon hai,
Agar wo mera naseeb nahi,
To khuda aise logo se milata kyon hai?
~`~
Sehmi-sehmi nigaaho me khwaab ham jaga denge,
Sooni-sooni raaho pe phool ham khila denge,
Aap hamaare sang muskurakar to dekho,
Aapka har gam ham bhoola denge.
~`~
Tanhaai hai pyaar me, barbadi hai pyaar me,
Aansu hai pyaar me, bebasi hai pyaar me,
Hame sab pata hai lekin kya kare,
Ham bhi hai pyaar me.
~`~
Teri yaad me bahut paigaam likhate hai,
Teri yaad me gujaari wo shaam likhate hai,
Wo kalam bhi teri deewaani ho jaati hai,
Jis se tera naam likhate hai.
~`~
Is “dil” me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,
In “aankho” me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,
Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,
Lekin ye maut “amaanat” tumhaari hai.
~`~
Man me sabka aramaan nahi hota,
Har koi dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,
Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaaye
Use bhoolana aasaan nahi hota.
~`~
Jindagee tere bagair adhoori si lagti hai…
jindagee jeene ke liye teri jaroorat si lagti hai,
Aa jaa phir se laut kar meri jindagee me tu,
Meri aankhen aaj bhi pyaar ko wo din dhoonda karti hai.
~`~
Jaati nahi hai aankhon se soorat teri,
Jaati nahi hai dil se mohabaat teri,
Mehasoos ye hota hai jeene ke liye,
Pehale se jyada hai ab jaroorat teri.
~`~
Kitna haasil hai sanam tera ye muskura dena,
Najare milakar phir najare jhuka dena,
Kaise kahu ki kitana aasaan hai tere liye,
Qayamat ki bijaliya gira dena.
~`~
Koi itna chaahe tumhe to batana,
Koi itana palko pe bithaaye to batana,
Pyaar kar to lega har koi,
Par koi meri tarah nibhaaye to batana.
~`~
Kaash banaane waale ne hame aansu banaya hota,
Aur “usaki” aankh me basaya hota,
Jab girate unaki aankh se unki god me,
To hame marne ka maza aaya hota…
~`~
Kabhi jindagee ke pano ko ulta kar dekhiyega,
Aapko ek shakhs se, na dil se hota hai,
Ye pyaar to ittefaak se hota hai,
Or kya kahe pyaar karke bhi pyaar na mile,
Ye ittefaak sirf hamaare hi saath hota hai…?
~`~
Toofaan me logo ko kinaare bhi milate hai,
Jahaan me logo ko sahaare bhi milate hai,
Duniya me sabse pyaari hai jindagee
Kuch log jindagee se pyaare bhi milate hai.
~`~
Dekh meri aankho me khwaab kiske hai,
Dil me mere sulakhate toofan kiske hai,
Nahi gujra koi aaj tak is raaste se
Ho kar phir ye kadmo ke nishaan kiske hai.
~`~
Jab ho aapka pyara sa saath aur
Ho haatho me haath, tanhaai ho…rangeen,
Ho sama jaha koi aur nahi sirf aap aur ham ho waha,
Tab hogi barsaat pyaar ki, mere aur sirf mere pyaar ki.
~`~
Shaam utari jindagee gaane lagi,
Maut ko phir neend aane lagi,
Phir kisi ki yaad ka deepak jala aur
Andheri raat muskuraane lagi.
~`~
Dost jindagee ke kisi mod par mulaakaat hui,
To najar na chura lena,
Aapko kahi dekha hai bas
Ye keh kar bhoola lena.
~`~
Jis duniya me baste ho tum,
Usi duniya me baste hai ham,
Magar khuda ki kudrat dekho,
Tumhi se milane ko taraste hai ham.
~`~
Agar talaash karoge to koi mil hi jaayega,
Magar kaun hamaari tarah tumahe chaahe ga,
Tumhe jaroor koi chaahto se dekhega,
Magar wo aankhen hamaari kahan se laaye ga.
~`~
Kisi ko mohabbat ki achaayi ne maar dala,
Kisi ko mohabbat ki gehraahi ne maar dala,
Bach na saka is mohabbat se koi,
Jo bach gaya use tanhaai ne maar dala.
~`~
Kisi bhi mod par ham aapko khone nahi denge,
Juda hona bhi chaahe, chaandni raato me,
Aayegi hamaari yaad, hamaari yaad ke wo pal,
Aapko sone nahi denge.
~`~
Khushi aap ke liye-gam mere liye,
Jindagee aapake liye-maut mere liye,
Muskurana aap ke liye-aansu mere liye,
Sab kuch aapke liye or aap mere liye.
~`~
Tanhaaiyo me jikra tera hi aaya hai,
Tu nahi jaanti tujhme main kya paya hai,
Phoolo sa sundar rishta hai aur ek aapka waqt hai jisme,
Hame yaad karne wala pal hi nahi aata?

Sooraj se kaho chamakna chod do,

Sitaaron se kaho timtimana chod do,
Tum milane nahi aa sakte ho to,
Apni yaadon se kaho ki yun satana chod de.
~
Ijaajat aap de, to taarif me aapki kuch ham farmaaye,
Mohabbat aap de, to us dil ke thoda kareeb ham aaye,
Shikaayat agar aap kare,
To dil ki dhadkan kahi tham na jaaye.
~
Jab aasmaan ke sitaare hamko dekhte hai,
Ham kuch anjaani soch me pad jaate hai,
Har lamha ham aisa mahsoos karte hai,
Ki wo kuch kahte hi, chup ho jaate hai,
~
Chand se pyaari chandni,
Chandni se pyari raat,
Raat se pyari jindagi,
Jindagi se pyaare aap…
~
Aapko lagta hai ki hamne aapko bhoola rakha hai,
Aap nahi jaante dil me kahi chupa rakha hai,
Dekh na le in aakhon me aapko koi,
Isaliye palkon ko bhi chupa rakha hai.
~
Dil ki naajuk dhadkano ko,
Mere sanam tumne dhadakna sikha diya,
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko,
Gam me bhi muskurana sikha diya.
~
Khyalon ko kisi aahat ki aas rahti hai,
Nigaah to kisi soorat ki pyaas rahti hai,
Tere bin kisi cheej ki kami to nahi,
Magar tere bin tabeeyat udaas rahti hai.
~
Aakhon me aansu hai,
Phir bhi labon pe muskaan hai…
Kyonki jeena to har haal mein hai,
To hasne me kya nuksaan hai, sada muskurate raho.
~
Chaho to dil se mujhko mita dena,
Chaho to mujhko bhoola dena, par ye wada karo ki,
Kabhi meri yaad aai to,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena…
~
har baat jubaan kah paati jo agar,
Aankhon ke ishaare kyon hote???
Agar samajhate hamaare ishaare tum,
Palkon pe ye aansu kyon hote???
~
Raat ki tanhaai me unko aawaaj diya karte hai,
Raat me sitaaron se unka jikra kiya karte hai,
Wo aaye ya na aaye hamaare khwaabon me,
Ham to bas unhi ka intajaar kiya karte hai.
~
Palkon ke kinaare jo hamne bhigoye nahi,
Sab sochte hai ham roye nahi,
Sab poochte hai ki khwaabon me kise dekhate ho,
Ham hai ki ek umra se soye hi nahi.
~
Bina dard ke aansu bahaaye nahi jaate,
Bina pyaar ke rishte nibhaaye nahi jaate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna bina dil diye,
Dil paaye nahi jaate.
~
Subaah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
Dophar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
Shaam ko yaad aayi to dil uchal gaya aur
Jab jaan par ban aayi to SMS kiya.
~
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana hai,
Aap chaahe hamse baat karo ya na karo,
Aapki yaadon me hamaara aana jaana hai…
~
Jara palat kar to dekh lete,
Ham wahi khade the,
Pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
To un palon me ham apni saari jindagi jee lete.
~
Aaj arse baad jab suni uski aawaaj,
To laga ki mere bahut paas hai wo,
Ho gayi nam ye aakhen jab hosh aaya aur paaya ki
Kabhi na poori hone waali aas hai wo.
~
Mere chehre ki hasi ho tum,
Mere dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hothon ki muskaan tum hi to ho,
Dhadakta hai mera ye dil jiske liye wo meri jaan tum hi to ho.
~
Koshish karta jab sher banane ki kabhi,
To kambakht pyaar yaad aa jata hai
Aur jab koshish karta hu pyaar yaad karne ki
kabhi to na jaane kaise sher ban jata hai…
~
Usko chaha bhi to ikraar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umra, hame pyaar karna na aaya,
Usne maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai,
Aur ek ham the ki inkaar karna na aaya.
~
Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi usake saamne kam thi,
Uske saath wo waqt wo fiza bhi kam thi,
Par kya kare ai jaalim apne haathon me
Mohabbat ki lakeer hi kam thi.
~
Aankhon ki saja tab tak hai, jab tak deedaar na ho,
Dil ki saja tab tak hai, jab tak yaar na ho,
Yeh jindagi bhi ek saja hai, jab tak kisi se pyaar na ho.
~
Dost dost nahi khuda hota hai,
Mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,
Bina dost ke jeena saja hota hai,
Aur dost aap jaisa ho to jeewan ek tohfa hota hai.
~
Jab hamne unse poocha,
Sapna kya hota hai,
to unhone kaha, band aakhon me jo apna hota hai,
Khuli aakhon me wo hi sapna hota hai.
~
Jindagi agar phool, to tum khushboo ho…
Jindagi agar khwaab,to tum aarjoo ho….
Jindagi agar jeena, to tum meri jaroorat ho.

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