I cannot hide this from u any more.

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don’t want 2 hurt u

but I feel it’s best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else …………

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha

Unki galiyon se jab guzray to manzar ajeeb tha,

Dard tha magar woh dil kay kareeb thaa,

Jisay hum dhondty thay apnay hathon ki lakiron main

Wo kisi doosray ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.

your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES

A woman married a one legged man.

She wrote to her mother:

“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.

Her Motherreplied:

“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”

The most difficult golf course…

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts

Sardar wid Grandson.
Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”
1st its too Late,
2nd u r 75yrs Old,
3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked