our frieship means a lot 2 me

I want u 2 know that
our frieship means a lot 2 me,
U Cry,
I Cry…
U Laugh,
I Laugh…
U Jump out of the window,
I Look down n then…..

I laugh again
ha ha ha… 😀

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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

Vitamin”SHE”….

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

.
.
Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

Whats the price of this blue dress?" Salesman: "Rs 5000

Girl: “Whats the price of this blue dress?”
Salesman: “Rs 5000”
Girl: “Awwww….!”
Girl: “And that pink one?”
Salesman: “Awwww + Awwww” 😀

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai…

My friend the best quality i like ….

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
and

 

90% mental!!! :)

Most and least romantic rhymes

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There’s d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies